– Is the War of Northern Aggression still making us sick?
– The list. Either it’s a boycott list, or a list of your new favorite places to shop.
– Oh look. More yellow signs around town.
– Gird your loins. 51 days ’til the primary.
– NY miners rescued from stuck elevator. Miss Jessica, we need a detailed accounting of your whereabouts Wednesday night.
– Where’s the tin foil?
– Putting the Bucks into Starbucks.
– What goes around, comes around.