God May Want me to Run for POTUS — Herman Cain

Herman Cain, truly a very special Georgia peach, said he might run for President in 2016. (Of the United States). And he would do so if divine intervention is on his side.

Speaking at the Republican Leadership Conference on Saturday, Cain alluded to his potential candidacy at the end of his speech.

“I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future,” Cain orated. “And I trust in God.”

Now, before you all laugh at him too much, let me say that I believe Cain when he says God may call him to run. We’re all put here to be an example to others. And God has called some of us (myself, Herman Cain etc) to have our idiocy show others what not to do. So if you do mock him, just know you’re probably also mocking the man up above.


  1. drjay says:

    as far as your calling ed, mostly god wants to make sure you keep giving us great morning reads every wednesday morn…

  2. FranInAtlanta says:

    Cain was a good pull on the party in 2012. I don’t feel he hurt anyone and I do think he hurt himself.

  3. objective says:

    luckily, there are plenty of displays of the Ten Commandments where he can double-check himself on whether he’s abiding by that one about using God for personal benefit.

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