God May Want me to Run for POTUS — Herman Cain

June 3, 2014 7:46 am

by Ed · 14 comments

Herman Cain, truly a very special Georgia peach, said he might run for President in 2016. (Of the United States). And he would do so if divine intervention is on his side.

Speaking at the Republican Leadership Conference on Saturday, Cain alluded to his potential candidacy at the end of his speech.

“I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future,” Cain orated. “And I trust in God.”

Now, before you all laugh at him too much, let me say that I believe Cain when he says God may call him to run. We’re all put here to be an example to others. And God has called some of us (myself, Herman Cain etc) to have our idiocy show others what not to do. So if you do mock him, just know you’re probably also mocking the man up above.

drjay June 3, 2014 at 8:58 am

as far as your calling ed, mostly god wants to make sure you keep giving us great morning reads every wednesday morn…

Ed June 3, 2014 at 9:27 am

On that I can deliver.

Left Turn Only June 3, 2014 at 9:02 am

God has a sense of humor after all.

xdog June 3, 2014 at 9:17 am

Must be book deal time again. Can Santorum and Gingrich be far behind?

David C June 3, 2014 at 9:40 am

It turns out you can make more money with a flop presidential campaign than a hit. Is it time for Springtime for Herman again?

xdog June 3, 2014 at 10:48 am

Why not? If God hadn’t intended his sheep to be fleeced, he wouldn’t have given them wool.

Ed June 3, 2014 at 10:51 am

xdog brining them #facts.

NoTeabagging June 3, 2014 at 11:24 am

“God May Want me to Run..”. Not my God, Herman. Not my God.

Bobloblaw June 8, 2014 at 3:52 pm

I am sure Karl Marx doesnt want him to run

FranInAtlanta June 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm

Cain was a good pull on the party in 2012. I don’t feel he hurt anyone and I do think he hurt himself.

objective June 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm

luckily, there are plenty of displays of the Ten Commandments where he can double-check himself on whether he’s abiding by that one about using God for personal benefit.

Scott65 June 3, 2014 at 5:55 pm

Herman…take your medication like you’re supposed to and those voices will stop

Noway June 3, 2014 at 9:37 pm

Bring back Boortz…Please!!!

Jackster June 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm

So God’s a Democrat?

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