Herman Cain, truly a very special Georgia peach, said he might run for President in 2016. (Of the United States). And he would do so if divine intervention is on his side.
“I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future,” Cain orated. “And I trust in God.”
Now, before you all laugh at him too much, let me say that I believe Cain when he says God may call him to run. We’re all put here to be an example to others. And God has called some of us (myself, Herman Cain etc) to have our idiocy show others what not to do. So if you do mock him, just know you’re probably also mocking the man up above.