– Pass the popcorn. This is going to be fun.
– State has 30 days to fix problems with food stamp program or risk losing lots of money.
– Clark Howard’s sad face.
– Two birds, one stone?
– What? We haven’t even named the team yet…
– That knee is lookin’ pretty good.
– ‘Stray Voltage.’
– Take a gander at some of the Anonymous hackers.
– But we don’t wanna bail out Detroit.
– Fake, but accurate. Maybe. Not.
– It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
– You don’t say.
– I think there’s scripture about this.
– See, we ARE real boys and girls!
– Or is it really a Death Star under construction?
– Want to buy a haunted island?
– Be careful what you click. Really.
– Free book. (Did I say free?)