This is a post about the Democratic Party of Georgia which means you’re probably saying “welcome to like, four years ago, Ed.”
Well today they sent out an email that proves they are utterly and truly bereft of any meaningful strategy or plan.
“We want to pet your progressive pet!” the DPG exclaimed, inviting you to Grant Park on April 3 for “Bark in the Park.” It is what it sounds like. A smalltimers version of the Westminster Kennel Club.
“‘Bark in the Park’ will take place from 11a-2p as we give out awards for Best Costume, Best Hair-Do [sic], Best Bark, Cutest Puppy, and more,” the DPG wrote. “All doggies are encouraged to enter and win!”
In case you wanted to double down on the embarrassment, sponsorship opportunities are available.
Maybe instead of dogs, the DPG should look for a shark.
Update from the Editors -This post is incomplete without the following quotation from noted philosopher Dr. Carl Spackler:
Enjoy your weekend!