Georgia Power answers Frequently Asked Questions!
You want solar energy?
Well, you cant have it. Here at Georgia Power we hate the sun but, like you, love the Twilight movies.
You want clean air?
Well, you can’t have it. We need to exhaust spent coal in that air to power your air conditioners so you can escape the outside air, that we are polluting, for you!
You want be healthy and not have a terrible kidney disease from living near GP’s Plant Scherer?
Well, you can’t have it, because it’s likely that plant causes disease, but look we tried to buy out the people living there for pennies on the dollar, which was a good deal considering that living there was so dangerous.
You want Walmart to pay the same rates per unit as residential customers?
Well, you can’t have it. We finagled a sweet deal for ourselves, and for Walmart, too, but just so we could keep cheap Chinese plastic goods cheap for you!
You want Georgia Power to be responsible for the cost overruns at its mammoth new nuclear facility?
Well, you can’t have it, because today Rep. Chapman’s bill to do just that died in committee, felled by the many coal-powered arrows of Georgia Power.