A request to our commenting audience: Please watch the video below, and offer your opinions of Brian Laurens, candidate for State House 21 in a Special Election on February 5, in the form of a caption contest. As you may be aware, no one in the history of the Interwebs has ever offered a “Caption This” contest for a video.* We ARE Internet 3.0 here at Peach Pundit!
The winners to the “Caption This” contest shall receive:
3rd place: A voucher for 2 nights stay at the Methamphetamine 6 Hotel in Calhoun Georgia.
2nd place: Inside betting information for the Super Bowl and March Madness. ($2.99 per minute charge required and 80% guaranteed.)
1st place: An appointment to the recently vacated position at Georgia Public Broadcasting, at a salary of $150,001 per year.
We guarantee will you enjoy these prizes as much as past winners have enjoyed their steak dinners with Debbie Dooley.
*As far as we know, anyway. YMMV.