The first part of the celebration we’re quite good at: The airing of the grievances. Air Away!
Afterward, anyone that would like to demonstrate feats of strength, have at it.
The end of the celebration is noted by the pinning of the eldest family member. We’ve never quite figured out who that is around here, so our Festivus – and the airing of the grievances – seems to go on year round.
Happy Festivus to all!