Happy Birthday Stefan

On this date years ago,

The world did get to know

A man with the gift of rhyme

For political poetry, Tuesdays are his time

And before the day is done

We send birthday wishes after the setting sun

But that is all he will get from us

For his present was too much a fuss

As the only appropriate gift

is a word that rhymes with orange.


  1. John Konop says:

    1. amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
    2. allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
    3. borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
    4. corange – the very essence of an orange
    5. commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
    6. doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect)
    7. eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange
    8. elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
    9. floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired
    10. goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers
    11. krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
    12. lemorange – a gender confused orange
    13. memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
    14. montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
    15. nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
    16. nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
    17. octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
    18. pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
    19. quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
    20. remorange – an orange that you regret eating
    21. remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
    22. seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
    23. soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
    24. sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon
    25. septorange – one more than the sextorange
    26. tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
    27. testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
    28. ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
    29. vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
    30. whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
    31. xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
    32. Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
    33. zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges

    Here are some everyday words that rhyme with orange. Happy Birthday!
    BTW may your life be filled with many Yahorange deals!

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