Happy Birthday Stefan

November 18, 2012 22:11 pm

by Charlie · 10 comments

On this date years ago,

The world did get to know

A man with the gift of rhyme

For political poetry, Tuesdays are his time

And before the day is done

We send birthday wishes after the setting sun

But that is all he will get from us

For his present was too much a fuss

As the only appropriate gift

is a word that rhymes with orange.

analogkid November 18, 2012 at 10:25 pm

Hear hear. Happy birthday Stefan.

Harry November 18, 2012 at 10:44 pm

We pretty much disagree on everything, but you’re an honest player and not a BSser. Best wishes.

saltycracker November 19, 2012 at 8:24 am

Bless his heart, happy birthday.

Stefan November 19, 2012 at 9:50 am

This is, entirely, too kind.

Nathan November 19, 2012 at 10:01 am

Happy birthday, sir. I can’t think of anything that rhymes with orange, but I can get you a sack of ’em at the next Road Show.

John Konop November 19, 2012 at 11:18 am

1. amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
2. allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
3. borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
4. corange – the very essence of an orange
5. commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
6. doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect)
7. eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange
8. elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
9. floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired
10. goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers
11. krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
12. lemorange – a gender confused orange
13. memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
14. montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
15. nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
16. nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
17. octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
18. pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
19. quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
20. remorange – an orange that you regret eating
21. remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
22. seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
23. soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
24. sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon
25. septorange – one more than the sextorange
26. tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
27. testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
28. ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
29. vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
30. whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
31. xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
32. Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
33. zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges

Here are some everyday words that rhyme with orange. Happy Birthday!
BTW may your life be filled with many Yahorange deals!

Ed November 19, 2012 at 11:21 am

Thank you for calling the Corey Hotline.

Here are some things that rhyme with “Corey.”


The Last Democrat in Georgia November 20, 2012 at 1:13 am

Happy Belated Birthday, Stefan.

Lawton Sack (Go Jackets!) November 20, 2012 at 11:53 am

Happy Late Birthday. May John Barrow move to whatever District you live in!

Stefan November 21, 2012 at 12:50 pm

+ 5th

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