Actress Mila Kunis was just named the “sexiest woman alive” by Esquire Magazine. It’s one of those phony awards magazines hand out to try and stay afloat. Is Kunis more beautiful than she was last year and did last year’s winner get ugly all of a sudden? I digress. If any of you poor Republican Christians in our fair State thought you had a shot with Mila, she crushes your heart like one of those Hollywood Starlets TMZ follows around.
The way that Republicans attack women is so offensive to me. And the way they talk about religion is offensive. I may not be a practicing Jew, but why we gotta talk about Jesus all the time? And it’s baffling to me how a poor person in Georgia can say, “I’m a Republican.” Why?
Ah yes, the “war on women” discussed in the pages of a magazine devoted to reducing women to objects of lust for men who pretend to be sophisticated. Well, I’m sure Esquire supports government funded contraceptives and all that cool stuff which makes it OK.
Here’s your bitterly partisan post for the day. Enjoy.