What Marianne Will Reveal

January 18, 2012 21:24 pm

by Mike Hassinger · 21 comments

Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife is threatening to reveal a secret so devastating that it “would end his career with a single interview.” Her “explosive” ABC interview, according to some sources, may air on Thursday night, but after serious internal debate here at Peach Pundit, and over the objections both our ombudsman and our ethics consultant, we are making the information available to you now. Newt Gingrich’s secret

We secretly switched a presidential candidate with a beet farmer! Can you tell the difference?

is that he is a beet farmer in Scranton, Pennsylvania.


ted in bed January 18, 2012 at 9:35 pm

A beet farmer from Scranton beats the Marxist Fraud from Chicago we got now.

Toxic Avenger January 18, 2012 at 9:49 pm

Someone makes a lighthearted joke about the fact that Old Newt looks like Dwight Schrute and you just have to go and ruin it by being a dink.

Look up what “Marxism” and “fraud” mean, and also where our President hails from.

Buzz Brockway January 18, 2012 at 10:01 pm


Toxic Avenger January 19, 2012 at 8:07 am


Mike Hassinger January 18, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I would vote for either of the gentlemen pictured above over our current disaster-in-chief. Schrute 2012!

greencracker January 18, 2012 at 10:24 pm

I’da guessed you as a Swanson 2012 guy …

Mark Rountree January 18, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Hey, this Newt/Schrute rumor is taking off! maybe it’s not just a rumor after all!

“Facing continued fallout from Tiffany’s purchases and staff resignations, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich tried to generate some positive buzz Thursday by offering a job to fictional character Dwight Schrute.”

“Actor Rainn Wilson, who plays Schrute on NBC’s popular comedy “The Office,” used Twitter to jokingly apply for a job with the Gingrich campaign.”

“Dear @NewtGingrich: because of the many Newt/Schrute rhyme options, I humbly offer my services as your new campaign manager,” (Rainn) Wilson tweeted.

“We have a campaign manager,” Gingrich replied. “What about assistant TO the campaign manager?”


Bridget January 18, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Calypso January 19, 2012 at 6:19 am

When the Republican’s circular firing squad finishes their work, we can be assured of four more years of Obamanism.

saltycracker January 19, 2012 at 8:58 am

They are working on Romney’s investment earnings and financials. A 15% tax rate and some of the money spread overseas will be portrayed as evil and not paying his fair share. Especially by those paying nothing.

Bloodhound January 19, 2012 at 11:11 am

Isn’t it interesting that libs view profit margins in dollars and taxes in percentages?

“Big greedy oil companies” make BILLIONS of dollars in “filthy profits” but the well to do folks taxes are only considered as “a mere 15%”.

They wouldn’t want you to know that was $18,000,000 (for example).

NorthGeorgiaGirl January 19, 2012 at 6:54 am

The only thing she could say that would not be old news is that he is a cross-dressing, psychopathic axe murderer. All the rest is old news.

drjay January 19, 2012 at 10:02 am

yeah, and cross dressing would be a real issue for primary voters…

Mike Hassinger January 19, 2012 at 10:04 am

Y’all are obviously nothing more than bought-and-paid shills for Big Beet.

ted in bed January 19, 2012 at 10:12 am

The Borscht Super Pac!

Calypso January 19, 2012 at 10:18 am

I knew a comment like that would turnip here at some point.

Mike Hassinger January 19, 2012 at 10:20 am

Schrute 2012! Can’t Beet Him!

SallyForth January 19, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Mr. Potato Head for his campaign manager!

bowersville January 19, 2012 at 10:39 am

“That hard headed woman is nothing but a thorn in the side of a soft hearted man,” Newt Shrute.


rense January 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm

@ted in bed:

Do any of you talk radio/Fox News listeners even care about the distinction between a social democracy (i.e. France, Germany, England … basically most of the western world, Japan and also most of the emerging economies like those in Asia – particularly India – and Latin America) and an actual Marxist state like Cuba, North Korea, China, Viet Nam and the old Soviet Union?

Regulated markets = social democracy. Command economy = Marxism. Private property and enterprise, though heavily regulated and taxed = social democracy. No private property = Marxism. Huge social welfare state with some purposeful redistribution of wealth = social democracy. Government allocation of resources that it owns or controls = Marxism.

Marxism: unworkable. The Soviet Union collapsed, China and Viet Nam are moving towards social democracy/communist hybrids, Cuba’s younger leadership is said to be leaning in that direction also. Venezuela is the only country going the other way, from social democracy towards the Castro model. Social democracy: not my cup of tea, but works just fine. Germany would be better off than we are (not just where Obama has us, but also where Bush left us) if they weren’t linked economically to Greece and Ireland. Plus with the exception of Greece, much of the EU had solid, growing economies right up until the global banking collapse, a lot of which (on the EU side) was due to their making the same mistakes that we did.

Again, I am not a social democrat. I am WELL to the right of Merkel fiscally. (And socially. And in general.) It is just that modern neocon propaganda is increasingly indistinguishable from the same caliber of nonsense dishonesty that the civil rights groups have been pushing on their charges for decades, and it makes me wonder if Sean Hannity and Townhall.com have been taking their “how to talk total nonsense” classes from the NAACP or something.

saltycracker January 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Regulated markets = Republic
Super regulated markets + progressivism = social democracy

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