Well I guess by now everyone’s seen that Fox 5 story where Nathan Deal says when he and his office were intervening on behalf of a potential landfill that he and his business owned that he was just helping a constituent. Of course it turns out that the constituent he was serving was none other than himself. Hey, everyone gets a vote right?
I guess these same constituents are also the one[s] that asked him to run for Governor – hey it’s a lot easier to work the law department and DNR when you don’t have to hop on Delta to get there. In that vein, I present to you Nathan’s plans for his constituent[s] should Georgia voters elect him…
Jobs Plan: The employment rate for constituent will skyrocket from 0 to full employment overnight!
Foreclosure Relief: Constituent that may have been forced to put their house up for a short sale in this tough economic environment will be moved into unoccupied Buckhead mansion until the market picks back up.
Transportation Plan: Constituent tired of sitting in Atlanta traffic? State Police escort available to speed up commute. Also opportunities to fly in state owned plane and helicopter – plus you can learn how to fly a helicopter if you really want to (may be good skill in new economy).
Tax Plan: Previous constituent passed special tax break that benefited only him, we can probably figure out something for new constituent here.
So, you see, all you liberal Democrats should just stop your whining about Nathan Deal. His Congressional office was noted for its excellent constituent service and if he’s elected Governor we should all look forward to more of the same.