Oxendine Gets Endorsement Of Georgia’s Largest Alternative Newspaper

And Creative Loafing claims they’re serious.

Why would they want you to vote Ox? Here’s a taste:

For the love of Christ, this walking ethics complaint, this hot suburban mess of a gubernatorial hopeful deserves to be propelled to his rightful destiny — imploding into a supernova of questionable fundraising, hyper-inflated ego and holier-than-thou grandstanding. If Oxendine wins the GOP primary, we promise that the months leading up to the Nov. 2 general election will be amazing to behold — especially when contrasted to the courtly eloquence and veteran’s savvy of the all-but-certain Democratic candidate, former Gov. Roy “Comeback Kid” Barnes.

If you’re not up to speed on the crime syndicate that is John Oxendine, read the humorous but lengthy endorsement. Something tells me it’s not one he’ll be bragging about in his tweets.

11 comments

  1. Chris says:

    I think the Loaf is being disingenuous in their endorsement, so Republicans should think twice about following their advice.

    • Ambernappe says:

      I should have reviewed all of the new topics before an earlier post. I knew Ben Eason in his Tampa Toastmaster 1810 days and assumed that his political tendencies were conservative. It is possible that this endorsement represents a “humorous” side.

  2. Progressive Dem says:

    “Alternative Lifestyle” ???

    How about one of the largest circulated papers and visited websites in the state.

    The endorsement is well worth the read.

  3. Tiberius says:

    Sweet. You can always trust Creative Loafing to add humor to politics. It has been getting too nasty on this side.

  4. The General says:

    “imploding into a supernova of questionable fundraising, hyper-inflated ego and holier-than-thou grandstanding. ”

    Well worth the read just because they used the OX and supernova in the same sentence.

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