And Creative Loafing claims they’re serious.
Why would they want you to vote Ox? Here’s a taste:
For the love of Christ, this walking ethics complaint, this hot suburban mess of a gubernatorial hopeful deserves to be propelled to his rightful destiny — imploding into a supernova of questionable fundraising, hyper-inflated ego and holier-than-thou grandstanding. If Oxendine wins the GOP primary, we promise that the months leading up to the Nov. 2 general election will be amazing to behold — especially when contrasted to the courtly eloquence and veteran’s savvy of the all-but-certain Democratic candidate, former Gov. Roy “Comeback Kid” Barnes.
If you’re not up to speed on the crime syndicate that is John Oxendine, read the humorous but lengthy endorsement. Something tells me it’s not one he’ll be bragging about in his tweets.