Neal Horsley back in the race for Gov.?

Neal Horsley of the Creator’s Rights Party may be back in the running to become your next Governor after charges were dismissed against him in Fulton County Superior Court related to an incident in front of Elton John’s apartment building on Peachtree Street in Atlanta.

Charges against an anti-abortion activist who picketed outside Elton John’s Buckhead condominium with a sign that said “Elton John Must Die” were dismissed Monday morning.

Neal Horsley was charged with terroristic threats, criminal defamation and using the Internet to disseminate threats.

The judge said Monday that Horsley’s actions didn’t warrant criminal charges, WSB-TV reported.

Horsley, who has previously taken a mule as a lover and said he was willing to kill his own son, who is a Sergeant in the Army, if he were sent to Georgia to stop him from pushing the state towards secession, is quite ready to get back on the campaign trail, I’m sure.

Ray McBerry e-mails in to note, “At least I only sleep with humans!”


  1. B Balz says:

    The grinding sound you may hear are Georgia’s best political minds processing how this event will change the calculus in the Guv’s race…

    “Don’t feel like Horsely’s mule: Vote for XXXXXX”

  2. jlw says:

    So, what is he pushing for GA to be next in line to do (succession)? I would have thought he would be more interested in secession.

  3. Game Fan says:

    When a politician tells everybody he had sex with a mule, this is a game changer. Who knows what heights this man could have attained were it not for this oh so public revelation.

  4. Game Fan says:

    Politicians and animal sex should be investigated from different angles.

    “It’s all about the angles”.

    -Mickey Spillane’s Detective Mike Hammer

  5. Game Fan says:

    This type of relationship requires trust. And privacy. And an enclosed area. I mean, it’s not like a city slicker can just pull over to the nearest field and run down one of these herbivores. They run way too fast.

  6. Game Fan says:

    Fortunately, there’s plenty of “that just ain’t right” to go around. This keeps this type of activity to a minimum. It’s always important to think about the consequences.

    self-esteem issues…

    possible diseases…

    What would the other donkeys think if they found out?

  7. Jace Walden says:

    You have to hate that big government! What is the world coming to when a consenting mule can’t even choose who it wants to have sex with.

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