I really enjoyed reading this list.
I’m going to make you click the links so Thomas Wheatley and Scott Henry can eventually cut back working street corners to part time.
But be sure you do, so you can find out who won some nifty new titles, like the “It’s not hypocricy when I do it” award.”
And if you liked our live blog poll question of “Which would win in a fair fight, Judson Hill’s hair or Randall Mangham’s moustache?”, you won’t be disappointed by their recipients (with photos of the champion follicles!)
So click here, have a laugh, and do your part to keep Wheatley off the streets.
….and let’s just go ahead and warn you about some non-family friendly language (unless your surname is Soprano.)