One of the most memorable lines of the last Presidential campaign was that Republicans were bitter people clinging to God and guns.
Maybe we’re bitter because we can’t figure out where our alcohol is supposed to fit in this equation.
We can’t summon the strength to allow local voters to decide if community standards tolerate alcohol sold on Sunday.
Yet, with SB 308 nearing passage in the House, we’ll soon have the option to be, as Ron White would say, drunk in Pub-lik, with our trusty firearm strapped to our side.
So, alcohol at home on Sunday = bad.
Alcohol plus firearm at bar on Sunday = YOU CAN HAVE MY GUN WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DRUNK HANDS!
I’ve really got to lower my expectations of logic from legislative actions during an election year.