Tyler Burgess Joins the Front Page

Today we begin a special hazing period at Peach Pundit. We’ve made Tyler Burgess our errand boy. You’ll be seeing the innocuously named “Tyler” on the front page.

We intend to do lots of hazing. It should be plenty fun. Icarus has decided his schedule is just too demanding and he needed to be able to have someone else take the bullets for him on occasion.

Also, we did make Tyler sign the affidavit that all he saw was Casey Cagle getting his shoes tied by someone else. He swears that’s all he saw.

As the session starts, by the way, we’ll be circulating blank affidavits among all the staff at the Capitol so everyone can sign affidavits as to what they saw, thought they saw, did not see, or whatever.

Should be great fun. Then we can all slide them under Casey Cagle’s door.

329 comments

  1. Ludwig Von Beachbum says:

    Did he also swear an oath to support the only female candidate for governor who is fit to carry the ethics nuclear suitcase because she isn’t a man. 🙂

  2. Nathan says:

    Can we nail them to the LG’s office door like the 95 theses?

    I’m thrilled that Tyler is now a Peach Punditeer. Major congrats and kudos, my friend.

    I’ll start the count off: 1 marble…

  3. ByteMe says:

    Someone should just write a computer program to create the rest of the marbles. While we wait for the inevitable project delays…

    42 Marbles.

  4. Nathan says:

    42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything, so I guess that’s why it was said twice. Enough silliness. I’ll continue my counting now….

    43 marbles.

  5. Nathan says:

    I kinda feel like Sisyphus…except without the whole rolling a rock up a hill and watch it roll back down for eternity thing.

    67 marbles.

  6. Icarus says:

    Tyler losing his marbles combined with the legislators looking to see what we’re saying about them this morning seems to be choking the server.

    May I suggest we surpress the dream thread here until prime time?

  7. Ken in Eastman says:

    Congratulations, Tyler! You’ll do great or . . . well, did you ever check to see whatever happened to previous front page posters? I think Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earheart and Judge Crater were all former front page posters who didn’t work out! Beware the Ides of March!

  8. Ken in Eastman says:

    122 marbles

    I’m doing this so Tyler will remain famous (or infamous) – possibly having a bust in some marbled hall . . .

    • ByteMe says:

      Babysitting. For an entire weekend. Would be worth it to me as long as the kid were still alive at the end and not too traumatized.

      • Chris says:

        Tanalach Media LLC cannot be held liable for any damage done to your child by Tyler babysitting, including, but not limited to, loathing of John Oxendine, support for hard currency, and a fanatical devotion to the Constitution.

  9. Lawton Sack says:

    The AJC is reporting that Tyler failed to pay taxes on his marbles for the last four years. His 128 marbles have been confiscated to cover back taxes and he has been assessed a 129 marble fine. When questioned about the marbles, Tyler began to claim his ignorance, but his statement was threadjacked (or is that statementjacked???)

  10. GOPGeorgia says:

    mármoles fiftyeight onehundred, cinco hipopótamos hambre, nintyfour botellas de cerveza en la pared y tres de la aspirina

  11. Ken in Eastman says:

    162 marbles, 91 bottles of beer on the wall (complete with 2 druuunnnkkkk 21 year olds), six hungry hippos, four aspirin and a partridge in a pear tree

  12. Chris says:

    Ken – no helping the pledges during their hazing. Tyler – you have to post all those marbles again yourself!

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