Domestic Terrorists Suggest UGA Adopt A Robotic Dog As Mascot

A certain domestic terrorist organization has suggested UGA replace the newly departed UGA VII with a robotic dog.

I particularly detest this organization because they have the ability to do stupid things to get earned media attention, so I will not honor their attempt by mentioning them by name, nor by linking to a news story that contains it.

That said,

1) I pledge to eat twice as much animal meat this week as I would have otherwise. I’ll probably put pork chops on my turkey instead of gravy., and

2) Robotic Dog? Figures. Tech Fans, obviously. I guess we now know what the “P” stands for in their four letter achronym.


  1. LoyaltyIsMyHonor says:

    Anyone here old enough to remember that that Miami Dolphins actualy had live dolphins at the stadium ot serve as mascots? I’m not that old, but I say it on NFL films a couple of weeks back.

    Anyway, I don’t have an issue with what P*** is suggesting, especially since it will spare the next little dog the shame of representing a school that has won as many Division 1 titles in football as Emory has in the past 25 years.

  2. Darn, I was about to come post how PETA and I finally agree on something but Icarus beat me to it. Sadly, his hate filled rant will be what people remember rather than the reasonable love filled proposal from a group who must be finally moving in the right direction.

  3. Buzzfan says:

    It just so happens I’ve already designed a robotic Uga that looks so lifelike that all dawg fans (and even a few smart folks) won’t be able to tell the difference!

    PETA will also like it… long as nobody clues them in that the ‘lifelike’ appearance is courtesy of baby seal fur. (Hey…it’s not easy getting the club marks out!)


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