A certain domestic terrorist organization has suggested UGA replace the newly departed UGA VII with a robotic dog.
I particularly detest this organization because they have the ability to do stupid things to get earned media attention, so I will not honor their attempt by mentioning them by name, nor by linking to a news story that contains it.
That said,
1) I pledge to eat twice as much animal meat this week as I would have otherwise. I’ll probably put pork chops on my turkey instead of gravy., and
2) Robotic Dog? Figures. Tech Fans, obviously. I guess we now know what the “P” stands for in their four letter achronym.
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Those UGA dogs eat better than I do.
Anyone here old enough to remember that that Miami Dolphins actualy had live dolphins at the stadium ot serve as mascots? I’m not that old, but I say it on NFL films a couple of weeks back.
Anyway, I don’t have an issue with what P*** is suggesting, especially since it will spare the next little dog the shame of representing a school that has won as many Division 1 titles in football as Emory has in the past 25 years.
Domestic terrorists? Sheesh…
Any organization that makes a practice of throwing “fake” animal blood on people wearing fur to keep them from wearing fur can’t be anything other than a terrorist group.
ELF = terrorists
PETA = irritating idiots
i thought elf=lovable little cookie makers
…from the trees perspective (and Jenny Craig), they’re terrorist.
lol, I thought he was talking about PAWS… there are so many of these groups in the news lately… Thanks, Vick!
What is irritating about
People Eating Tasty Animals
I once got hit in the head with a full can of beer at a UGA game becaue I was rooting for the visiting team. I guess that makes UGA fans Domestic Terrorists.
Any organization that makes a practice of throwing full cans of beer at people to keep them from rooting agaisnt their team can’t be anything other than a terrorist group.
Anyone throwing a full can of beer is an idiot and classless.
An idiot for wasting good beer.
Classless for drinking beer from a can.
Was it a domestic beer?
Did you get a paw print from the can?
This “war on terror” thing is starting to reach the same level as the “war on poverty” or “war on drugs”. I can’t tell when people are being serious or openly joking anymore.
Darn, I was about to come post how PETA and I finally agree on something but Icarus beat me to it. Sadly, his hate filled rant will be what people remember rather than the reasonable love filled proposal from a group who must be finally moving in the right direction.
I think Buzz is actually trying to get a negative count now…
I saw this thing on the discovery channel about robotic insects… you and PETA should stick with that.
“I pledge to eat twice as much animal meat this week”
Why specify which type of meat? Cutting back on that human meat?
I’m out of fava beans and chianti
I’m having veal at least 3 times this week and will send the terrorists of me enjoying it.
No need to send yourself to the terrorists.
I’m fairly certain UGAs get treated better than I do – send PETA to help me first.
Maybe the other football team can get a robotic Yellow Jacket.
……..yea……the one with the Atomic Stang……….better ship it next day air though…….
……dang……..shipping always gets screwed up on the holidays………….
It just so happens I’ve already designed a robotic Uga that looks so lifelike that all dawg fans (and even a few smart folks) won’t be able to tell the difference!
PETA will also like it…..as long as nobody clues them in that the ‘lifelike’ appearance is courtesy of baby seal fur. (Hey…it’s not easy getting the club marks out!)
:-Þ
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