Cynthia McKinney

by Erick on July 1, 2009

Anybody else notice that Cynthia McKinney is now the Captain of the S.S. %*@! the Jews and America and sailed her vessel through — or at least tried to — an Israeli blockade?

They didn’t sink it though so we can continue to enjoy her comic hijinks for years to come.

{ 14 comments }

ByteMe July 1, 2009 at 10:56 am

Evidence that there is no God: the boat didn’t sink.

Jason Shepherd July 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Evidence that God has a sense of humor: the boat didn’t sink,

Jason Shepherd July 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm

Evidence that God doesn’t want anti-Jewish protests at the Pearly Gates for all eternity: the boat didn’t sink.

Dash Riptide July 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Early reports had Cindy M. layin’ it down at the time:

“I’m on a boat and, It’s going fast and
I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan.
I’m the king of the world, On a boat like Leo
If you’re on the shore, then you’re sure not me-oh.”

I’m still seeking confirmation via triangulation of IP addresses.

Terran1212 July 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm

F!@# the Jews and America? There were Jewish people on the boat.

You people are f!@#$%^& pathetic race-baiters.

Game Fan July 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Why didn’t she try a submarine or a blimp or something? You know, mix it up a little. Because looks like the Israeli Military has caught on to the boat concept. Or how about those new flying squirrel outfits? Y’all seen that sh!t?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okA34PT41ig

tinsandwich July 1, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Damn she is looney tunes! I am enjoying her from distance. I hope she migrates back to Georgia soon. She is a good time for all!

Game Fan July 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Does she really expect to get a bunch of “sammiches” through an Israeli naval blockade? C’mon. This whole “getting arrested” idea (for publicity) is straight out of a left wing operations manuel.

Game Fan July 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I meant “manual” (freudian slip)
http://manuelstavern.com/

John Konop July 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I heard a rumor from friend who heard it from friend who has a cousin that knows someone who knows someone related to Cynthia McKinney. My reliable source claims Cynthia is a double secrete ninja one woman fighting force on a mission working for a very secret triple agent. No one is really sure what side she is on.

Please do not tell anyone this is very big secret from what I heard.

Icarus July 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Dammit John!

When I tell you not to tell anyone something I tell you, I sure as hell don’t expect you to blog about it.

Game Fan July 1, 2009 at 4:35 pm

(“freudian” should have been “Freudian”)

John Konop July 1, 2009 at 8:38 pm

I also heard this rumor from the same very reliable source (Icarus)that the reason why Brian Laurens has not defended himself is he is on the boat. The OX team has already prepared a press release blaming the AJC, Erick Erickson and other for Brian being on the boat with Cynthia McKinney with his OX shirt on. Also the OX team has prepared a Wikipedia up-date linking the incident to Karen Handel.

Icarus July 1, 2009 at 8:45 pm

I told you that Cynthia had Ox’s margarita machine, and you twisted it into that?

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