Travis Fain is not a fan of the new kinder, gentler Speaker:
And then, it’s like you stopped loving us writing ridiculous things about you all at once. Gena Evans gets fired and all your office will say is “The Speaker’s primary concern has been and will be how to improve the transportation system for the people of Georgia.”
What the hell is that?!?! Even Casey Cagle said something better than that. Maybe I’ll see what he’s doing for this weekend’s editions. Or John Oxendine. He’s running for governor, you know.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. I’m just… I’m confused.
There was no warning. I mean, did I do something wrong? Is it me? It’s The AJC, isn’t it? They’re poisoning things. We can get rid of them. It’ll be just the two of us, and maybe Morris News Service and the Associated Press. We can do whatever you want, let’s just make this work.
I know you’ve got a secret plan to undercut the governor and the lieutenant governor on this DOT thing, right? That’s why you’re being coy and talking about improving things “for the people,” right? You’re just waiting for the perfect moment to strike, right?
I promise, I promise, I can change. The press corps can change. Please, let’s just stay together and sell newspapers. Please.
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I laughed out loud on that one, it was hilarious.
Plus 10 points for Travis Fain.
…that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.
I think you’re supposed to send 5 bucks to the Regular Guys if you use the term “man crush”. But hey, I’ve been wrong before.
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