‘Tis true, you simpletons! In the midst of being made to feel bad for daring to criticize some Georgia State University courses, our elected leaders got to hear from two of them today.
Kirk Elifson is listed as an expert in male prostitution. He said he became an expert while serving as a captain in the Army in Vietnam and later became a professor. The Centers for Disease Control, he said, sought out his expertise to help with the growing AIDS epidemic in the 1980s.
“We’ve done some cutting-edge research in HIV,” he said. “I’m proud of the work I’ve done.”
Georgia has one of the nation’s highest rate of sexually transmitted disease, he said, and his research is geared toward reducing that.
No need for Kirk Elifson! I have solved the AIDS epidemic. Behold my two step plan of action:
1. People need to stop having unprotected sex with multiple partners.
2. People need to stop sharing needles during drug use…i.e., stop using drugs!
But there is more…if your feeble minds can handle it.
Mindy Stombler, another Sociology instructor, is listed as an expert in oral sex. She said her research is aimed at studying attitudes of teens toward sex, who, she said, are increasingly having oral sex and see it as “casual and socially acceptable.”
Mindy schmindy! Why do we need this research when she has already stated the answer? We don’t! More money saved.
Now, what other “research” at Georgia State can I bring to a cost-savings, and abrupt, conclusion? Fire away if you dare!
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I just did.
And all this time you thought there wasn’t any benefit to the new, more lax, handgun laws! HA!
This is my weapon,
This is my gun…
I have no weapon. That’s all I’m saying.
Put a sock in it, Icarus.
Or, rather, put it in a sock.
Jeez. I’ve deleted so many comments. Let’s just say they all involve me, Mindy Stombler, and saving the GA taxpayer some money.
How can one be an expert on “oral sex” when Bill Clinton told us oral sex isn’t sex? Clinton never lied to us so what the heck is this woman talking about?
“How can one be an expert on “oral sex” when Bill Clinton told us oral sex isn’t sex?”
I think that’s pretty much why it’s becoming more prevalent. It used to be dirtier than Tab-A and Slot-B, but with all that virginity crap the wingers are tossing around, the positions seem to have reversed.
Of course, I don’t have any wisdom-of-the-people or anecdotal evidence to back that up, just popular reports of these studies.
Rogue109: proving the neanderthal mindset of the GOP is alive and well!
Only one Oral expert. We all know men know what men want. We need to give a Professorship to RuPaul in order to provide balance to the experience.
Rugby:
Okay, tell me how I am wrong, then, guy!
I’ll start with an easy one.
To stop the spread of AIDS you also need to account for how to stop it being used as a weapon and also how to stop it being passed down genetically.
You know, if it was as simplistic as you think, don’t you think its spread would be contained? Or are you going to say that people are sick enough to do nothing to stop the spread of such a disease? Or are you going to say that no one will stop it unless they have government funding (implying the above scenario is also true)?
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