A novel way to conserve water

Scare the crap out of people and they’ll stop using it.

Nearly two dozen utilities across Northeast Georgia are telling customers that their water contains radioactive contaminants.

But, they warn, staying hydrated is no more dangerous than a trip to the dentist. A change in U.S. Environmental Protection Agency regulations has required government officials throughout the country, including 34 Georgia municipalities, to notify residents of the uranium levels in their water.

Well done EPA!