Sith Lord Cheney is Coming

Be prepared for my master’s arrival.

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney will be the guest of honor Friday at the 145th Battle of Chickamauga’s opening ceremony in Walker County.


  1. TIE Fighters, not Tai-Fighters. Unless Thailand has an airforce invading us now.

    Is he going to showoff the new fully armed, and operational battlestation located at Warner Robins this trip? I want to see the faces of those pesky rebels when he fires it up.

  2. Goldwater Conservative says:

    I was hoping McCain would visit and give us his first hand account of the Battle.

    From what I understand, the new version of the software that keeps Cheney operating was not compatible with the programming language that held information from his experience in the Civil War.

    Keep an eye out for this though…if it rains, he will not attend. With only a few months left before his system hibernates the admin. can not afford a short circuit.

  3. ramblinwreck says:

    I didn’t see it in the article but if you want to hear him speak they advise you arrive not later than 10 AM to clear security. Not sure how that’s going to work with thousands of guys with muzzle loaders standing around but that’s what the letter says that I got.

  4. Doug Deal says:


    I think it is really only 9 ways. 3, 6,7,8 and 9 are technically all part of 10. And really all of them fall under 10, as in no case is he “shooting”, “stabbing” or “impaling” with the need of a weapon.

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