New store coming to Macon (NSFW)

From the Onion:

Linens-N-Shit, the nation’s largest retailer of bedsheets, tablecloths, and a wide assortment of other shit, will open its new location Tuesday morning at the Macon Mall.

“We are excited to open our first store in the Macon area, and we encourage shoppers to arrive early and check out all of our great linens and shit,” said Robert Barlow, the company’s senior vice president. “We’re proud to offer the local community the best selection of the name-brand shit you want at the prices you love.”

UPDATE: Steve Wilson has picked up the news.

5 comments

  1. Rick Day says:

    Oh Kevin….do you really think sh*t is profane? I mean…we all generate sh*t daily in our lives.

    Its as natural as.. sh*t. We talk it, when it is fast and passed through a small window we eat it, and when The Machine ™ cranks it out, we lap it up with a smile.

    yum.

    How ya been? We got our parking finally 🙂

    PS: WordPress sucks with their ‘naughty word’ filter. You set a new level of language use here, Eric. Share the power!

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