I just got an Emergency Telegram from John McCain.
Now Senator, I know you were born before the invention of the talky-box, but we haven’t used telegrams in this country for quite awhile now. Since I know the campaign is a bit concerned about how the public views your age, you might not want to use terms in your fundraising appeals that date back to the 19th Century.
Let me offer some help to put your fund raising letters into a more modern format.
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