(I know I should leave well enough alone, but I can’t. And it fun to see Bill get all riled up).
Has it occurred to anyone that the real victims on both the Mulligan’s T-Shirt and the BushIsChimp website are the monkeys themselves? Here are these poor creatures, all they want to do is swing from trees and fling poop all day. Then some jack— comes along and compares them to politicians. How degrading! How insulting!
Please stop with the website. Stop with the t-shirts.
Please think of the Monkeys.
(And of course the monkey children)
Rouge Adds:
You have been warned!
26 responses so far ↓
Icarus // May 15, 2008 at 12:42 pm
…
(walking away, shaking head.)
debbie0040 // May 15, 2008 at 1:07 pm
“Then some jack— comes along and compares them to politicians. How degrading! How insulting!”
Aren’t there laws against animal abuse?
Bill Simon // May 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Actually, I’m RIGHT in with Chris on this one. It is an insult to the monyeys…after all, we evolved from THEM!
(waiting with baited blog breath for the responses…)
Bill Simon // May 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
monkeys
Tommy_a2b // May 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Since Bill is waiting I will reply. Maybe you evolved from poop throughing Monkeys. But I did not evolve from Monkeys. Thank you God. Now you monkeys may start throwing poop.
EAVDad // May 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Tommy — are you saying the monkeys you evolved from didn’t throw poop? That’s fair enough.
Hey, it’s not just the monkeys. Think about the t-shirts that have been debased and degraded. Can’t you hear the cotton blend screaming?
Chris Farris // May 15, 2008 at 1:32 pm
EAV -
No. What tommy is saying is the he didn’t evolve from the monkeys. The Monkeys evolved from Tommy.
Which sadly makes him our evolutionary grandfather.
Romegaguy // May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Paul Broun doesnt want soldiers spanking monkeys
debbie0040 // May 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm
You men can continue to think that you evolved from monkeys all you want to…
As for women, God looked at man and decided he could greatly improve on that so he created woman..
Rogue109 // May 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Who is this “rouge” guy with the monkey, Chris (grin)?
Chris Farris // May 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm
And according to genesis that makes you the evolutionarly great-grandaughter of Tommy.
Romegaguy // May 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I doubt you were a real improvement debbie
debbie0040 // May 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Rome, evolutionists use you as proof of evolution…
Romegaguy // May 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I use you as an example of a welcher among other things Debbie
Romegaguy // May 15, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Oh and I am also glad you recognize that evolution exists
Andre Walker // May 15, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Debbie,
I’m pretty sure that both God and Adam looked at the ” greatly improved” woman with disgust after she got man kicked out the Garden of Eden.
Jessica // May 15, 2008 at 2:06 pm
And here I thought Satan got man AND woman kicked out of the Garden.
debbie0040 // May 15, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Come on Andre, don’t be a hater because man was gullible…
That is what happens when man doesn’t think with the head that is on his shoulders…
Andre Walker // May 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Now debbie, how else do you expect man to respond when a woman bats her eyelashes, gives you the look, and says something like, “If you love me, you’ll eat the apple.”
Andre Walker // May 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm
A lot of stupid stuff has gone down in the world because of men trying to impress women, so who’s to blame?
Men for succumbing to women’s sexual power over us or women for using their power for no good.
debbie0040 // May 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You have a point Andre…
I do think, though, that Eve just told Adam that if he did not eat the apple, he would be sleeping on the couch..
ACConservative // May 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Debbie, would it be appropriate to say that Eve wore the pants in that relationship.
Or did she wear the figleaf?
Rick Day // May 15, 2008 at 4:10 pm
At least monkeys support gay marriage.
bowersville // May 15, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I’ve never bought into this Monkey victim theory. The Monkeys brought it on themselves by making poor decisions with their lives.
They fell victim to their own behavior when they decided to hear no evil, see no evil and speak no evil.
debbie0040 // May 16, 2008 at 6:09 am
AC, I think she wore the fig leaf
debbie0040 // May 16, 2008 at 6:19 am
AC, Eve may have wore the fig leaf in the family but I am sure man (Adam) still controlled the remote.
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