On the Third Day: The son rises in the east.

In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre. And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.

His countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow: And for fear of him the keepers did shake, and became as dead men. And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.

He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.

And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.And they departed quickly from the sepulchre with fear and great joy; and did run to bring his disciples word.

And as they went to tell his disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, All hail. And they came and held him by the feet, and worshipped him.

Matthew 28:1-9

Happy Easter to each and every one of you.


  1. Rick Day says:

    I love that story! Proof positive zombies are divine!

    Except why would they hold a man by his feet while worshiping him unless they..had a…foot fetish??

    Will you post Goldilocks, next?

    -A Man

  2. boyreporter says:

    Rick: No, no, no, not Goldilocks next! I wanta hear the story about how the elephant got his snout. Or maybe the story about how Mary told Joseph how she got pregnant and Joseph just said “okay” or something.

  3. shep1975 says:

    It’s funny that the “Ten Commandments” was on last night, but Passover is in April this year.

    And as an Easter gift to Boyreporter: Kipling’s “How the Elphant got its Trunk”

    In the High and Far-Off Times the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no trunk. He had only a blackish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he could wriggle about from side to side; but he couldn’t pick up things with it. But there was one Elephant–a new Elephant–an Elephant’s Child–who was full of ‘satiable curtiosity, and that means he asked ever so many questions. And he lived in Africa, and he filled all Africa with his ‘satiable curtiosities. He asked his tall aunt, the Ostrich, why her tail-feathers grew just so, and his tall aunt the Ostrich spanked him with her hard, hard claw. He asked his tall uncle, the Giraffe, what made his skin spotty, and his tall uncle, the Giraffe, spanked him with his hard, hard hoof. And still he was full of ‘satiable curtiosity!

    Continue reading: http://www.is.wayne.edu/mnissani/elephant/elechild.htm

  4. boyreporter says:

    Yes, thanks, just as I hit “send” I realized it was “trunk,” not “snout” but couldn’t bring it back. Perils of email and all that.

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