The time has come to close the thread-that-shall-not-be-named.
Can we put the bickering and hatred behind us? Yes, we can!
Can we take our energies and pageviews and channel them to more productive efforts? Yes, we can!
Can we realize the realignment of our visions and dreams with those of our fathers? Yes, we can!
After all, what does that thread-that-shall-not-be-named hold for us any more? Just words.
Why do we find ourselves attracted to the siren song of the thread? Just words.
And how will I close the thread? Just click.
Update by his rat-bastardness: Clayton just did it for the children.