Huckabee has won his last primary

by Chris on February 20, 2008

After last night I think its safe to say that Huckabee has won his last primary.

Good work Guys

{ 37 comments }

John Konop 02.20.08 at 7:43 am

Chris

Are you tying to kill the thread? We have hard working people night and day striving for the record!

Donkey Kong 02.20.08 at 8:45 am

John,

At least Chris gave us some kind of recognition. I suppose I’ll unofficially, until the esteemed committee decides on it, give Chris 5 points. He now unofficially has negative infinity minus 496.

Doug Deal 02.20.08 at 8:49 am

How well do you swim Farris?

Icarus 02.20.08 at 8:58 am

I’ll allow the five points because I’m feeling charitable this morning.

But then I have to deduct 10 for the headline. Though I realize they are “just words”, they are strangely familiar.

rugby fan 02.20.08 at 9:18 am

We don’t want a commendation from a rat-bastard.

We want Erick Erickson to congratulate us. But we know he is a gutless pillow and dares not even recognize the thread in question.

aardfark 02.20.08 at 9:48 am

One can only hope that he’s gone ….

Good riddance.

shep1975 02.20.08 at 10:00 am

Does Aardfark actually think that this thread is really about Huckabee? This thread is a farse and mean spirited attempt to distract those of us committed to the true record number of posts.

Bad Farris.

drjay 02.20.08 at 10:11 am

i find the presence of this thread hopelessly confusing–do these comments count for the other threads record??

why is there no poetry here?

please help…

rugby fan 02.20.08 at 10:13 am

drjay:

I am going to rule this thread in violation of both the letter and spirit of the other thread.

Any comments here do not count toward the thread that has set a new record for most comments.

Moreover, anyone who posts here shall have some punishment placed upon them. Said punishment is yet to be determined.

Jace Walden 02.20.08 at 10:27 am

Rugby,

For Erick to “congratulate” us on that thread would mean for Erick (and by proxy, Tanalach Media) to acknowledge that such a thread actually exists.

It is always the practice of those in power to ignore and marginalize those without it. Don’t expect recognition anytime soon. But continue to speak truth to power!

aardfark 02.20.08 at 10:43 am

Er …. it’s my first day?

rugby fan 02.20.08 at 10:52 am

In due time, all will be explained aardfark.

Chris Farris 02.20.08 at 10:55 am

Alas, I can do no right.

Doug Deal 02.20.08 at 11:09 am

Chris,

Alas, I can do no right.

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is a dip in the Hootch!

IndyInjun 02.20.08 at 11:28 am

A Farrisee’s work is never done.

This deserves being cast out of the Temple.

shep1975 02.20.08 at 12:51 pm

Then Ardfark, you are forgiven for this most egregious transgression (and the fact we’re blaming the whole thing on Farris anyway).

Next time we may not be so kind.

IndyInjun 02.20.08 at 1:47 pm

Kookfight, eh?

jsm 02.20.08 at 3:34 pm

Poor Peach.

Donkey Kong 02.20.08 at 3:47 pm

“A Farrisee’s work is never done.

This deserves being cast out of the Temple.”

Well said, Indy. Well said.

John Konop 02.20.08 at 5:03 pm

Chris has requested that we call him RAT BASTARD. Indy thinks RB is more appropriate. What do you think? I am leaning toward RB.

Doug Deal 02.20.08 at 8:47 pm

RB is the abreviation of Running Back, one of the most prolific scorers on a football team. I sumbit that it is too ambigulous to be his nickname.

Chris Farris 02.20.08 at 8:50 pm

Icarus’s title of Mr. Speaker was the cruelest.

IndyInjun 02.20.08 at 9:06 pm

“Indy thinks RB is more appropriate. ”

That was before I saw that our wonderful little club was characterized as “kookfight.”

John Konop 02.21.08 at 7:54 am

How about Mr. Rat Bastard Speaker of the PP?

Romegaguy 02.21.08 at 2:21 pm

BAIN CAPITOL IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

rugby fan 02.21.08 at 2:36 pm

Bain Capitol is the reason Paul Broun couldn’t get sworn in.

Anyone know if the White House is for sale?

Doesn’t seem like something the National Parks and Wildlife Service would do.

Bill Simon 02.22.08 at 12:06 am

Shouldn’t we call Chris “Farris Bueller?”

Bill Simon 02.22.08 at 12:07 am

Seriously, Folks, RB or Rat-Bastard has long been taken by the former chair of the Cobb County GOP. Don’t mess with us to confuse the masses.

Doug Deal 02.22.08 at 12:25 am

Bill

Farris Bueller was loved by everyone but his sister and the assistant principal. Chris Farris is hated by everyone, including his sister and the assistant principal. There is a world of difference that makes that non “rat bastard” nickname inappropriate.

Bill Simon 02.22.08 at 9:59 am

LOLOLOL!

rat farris 02.22.08 at 10:42 am

I have no sister (I do now have a sister-in-law). And my assistant principal has hated by guts since I flipped him the bird and peeled out of the school parking lot my Senior year.

Bill Simon 02.22.08 at 10:49 pm

Rat,

Was it in a Trans Am?

Doug Deal 02.23.08 at 2:42 am

Bill,

There is a hierarchy to these things. The TransAm is a bit upscale for the rat farris. For the uninitiated, lets review…

Redneck sports car hierarchy
Camaro < Firebird < Firebird Trans AM < Corvette

Each has it’s own requirements for mullet length, style and fit of acid wash jeans, and choice of Redman chewing tobacco, whether it’s original, Golden Blend, Select, or Plug

Of course there is the “chick” line which consists of the following.

Redneck sports car hierarchy
Female edition
Mustang.

Romegaguy 02.25.08 at 8:56 pm

Hmmmmmm….

Do it for the Children

Chris Farris 02.25.08 at 9:00 pm

AD34 - Naevius Sutorius Macro is said to gain favour in the empire by prostituting his wife Eunius to Tiberius.

IndyInjun 02.25.08 at 9:04 pm

Tiberius swung both ways.

Bad for the children.

Par for a rat bastard at negative infinity.

Romegaguy 03.04.08 at 9:43 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/huckabee

GOPeach is probably still in denial

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