Not relevant to anything politically

But I’ve decided my child has a budding career as a televangelist.

Last Thursday, after five days in bed, Evelyn marched upstairs to me, threw a pair of jeans at me, and said, “Get up, put your pants on Daddy. You all better now. Come down stairs now.” Heavy emphasis on “get up” and “now.”

I need to teach her how to say the word “Healed” with lots of emotion and force.


  1. Icarus says:

    It’s also important for her to learn to smack you in the forehead when she says this.

    There are a lot of PeachPunditers who might be willing to teach her how.

  2. Julianne Thompson says:

    Cute 🙂 Sounds like my little girl. When she was still using a sippy-cup, she once walked over to me and threw the cup at me and said, “juice.” I said “Okay, but what is the magic word?’ She said “now.”

  3. Romegaguy says:

    I was expecting at least a reference to Indian Casinos, conning people out of their retirement funds or getting inbreds to vote for her for President

  4. aardfark says:

    There’s also this little matter of asking for the general viewing public to submit that “love gift” in order for the Almighty to keep you in pants for years to come ….

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