The Georgia-Tennessee Border War Propaganda Begins

by Andre on February 14, 2008

I’ve received a communication from my superior officer Lt. Colonel Jason Shepherd announcing that he will be on The Regular Guys radio show this Tuesday, February 19th at 8:20a.m. to discuss the “35 or Fight” Facebook group.

Jeremiah Dollar, the founder of the Tennessee defense group, will appear on the show as well to spread his anti-Georgia propaganda to the masses.

You know, Tennessee is known as the “Volunteer State” and I believe Tennessee should volunteer to give Georgia its land back. We can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy…I mean south; bring order to the south.

{ 18 comments }

Mike Hauncho February 14, 2008 at 7:27 pm

GO DAWGS!!!

Mike Hauncho February 14, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Wait. What the hell are we talking about? Is this an SEC football thread?

Andre Walker February 14, 2008 at 7:39 pm

No, it’s a give Georgia its land back thread; restore our border back to its proper location at the 35th parallel.

Donkey Kong February 14, 2008 at 8:22 pm

GO DAWGS!!!

We’ll kick Tennessee’s @$$ on and off the field. For land and for pride. Our troops at Ft. Benning will win on the ground, our planes at Dobbins and Robbins will win in the air, and our ships off Savannah will win in the sea (if Tennessee had a Navy, that is); our Dawgs will win on the field, our engineers will win in the lab, our entrepreneurs will win the marketplace, and our politicians…well, heck, you can have ‘em.

Gag Halfrunt February 14, 2008 at 8:56 pm

DK, I’m not sure that you really want to provoke a state with both a nuclear weapons production facility and the Air Force base that developed the Atlas, Titan, Minuteman and Peacekeeper ICBMs, the space shuttle, space station, and Projects Mercury, Gemini and Apollo.

Couldn’t we just flip a coin?

juliobarrios February 14, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Sounds like the Regular Guys show is going to be a major nerd-fest next Thursday.

Doug Deal February 14, 2008 at 10:26 pm

Isn’t the third ID here?

Plus, it doesn’t matter who developed the bombs, it’s who has them. As long as we aren’t going up against Kansas, I think we are ok from ICBMs. And isn’t there a sub base at Kings Bay, GA. Not sure if there are missile subs, but if there are…..

Decaturguy February 14, 2008 at 10:46 pm

I feel much dumber after reading this.

Icarus February 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Decaturguy,

Try it after a couple of Gin and Tonics…

rugby fan February 14, 2008 at 11:05 pm

Or Jameson and soda.

Donkey Kong February 15, 2008 at 12:58 am

Gag,

Touche. But if they choose to nuke us, I would think the nuclear fallout would drift their way, so I would think it in their best interest not to nuke their next door neighbor.

Or Wild Turkey on the rocks.

shakennstirred February 15, 2008 at 8:00 am

Careful guys, my understanding is that Tennessee will blow up Oak Ridge on their own to avoid giving the land back.

juliobarrios February 15, 2008 at 8:04 am

My biggest fear is that Shep is going to start hitting the national TV networks while dressed as a 1863 Lt. Colonel.

Demonbeck February 15, 2008 at 9:10 am

Whatever we do, please make sure we don’t target the Jack Daniels distilleries.

Donkey Kong February 15, 2008 at 9:19 am

Demon,

I concur. Those should be our spoils of war.

Romegaguy February 15, 2008 at 9:31 am

You can touch the Jack distilleries but leave George Dickel alone…

Also glad that Andre recognizes Jason is his superior

StevePerkins February 15, 2008 at 10:17 am

I like you, “Lt. Col.” Shep… but it would actually be less nerdy if the YR’s would just set up a regular Dungeons & Dragons game instead.

Bill Simon February 17, 2008 at 11:12 am

(chuckling to Steve’s comments)….

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