McCain 35
Romney 32
Huckabee 14
Paul 9
Rudy 8
Sleepy 3

Obama 45
HRC 30
Edwards 20
Richardson 5

Hillary Clinton and Britney Spears

She’s engaging in a rash of extremely self destructive behavior, everybody can see it, but nobody can stop her. I’m talking about Hillary Clinton, not Britney Spears. Both women desperately need an intervention, and perhaps a 72 hour observation-stay in the hospital. Because like Britney, Hillary is melting down:

1) There’s no crying in politics: Hillary gets weepy in a transparent attempt to soften her image with women voters when asked about how tough the campaign trail was. Video here.

2) Blacks should thank whites like her for their rights: Hillary compares Obama to Martin Luther King and herself to Lyndon Johnson in the struggle for civil rights, suggesting it’s politicians like Lyndon and her that really get things done. On what planet is this a flattering comparison? (I can’t wait to see Hillary’s appendectomy scar).

3) Hillary Rove-Clinton: Darth Cheney and Mini-Me Bush gave Hillary the same advice they gave Giuliani—if you can’t beat ‘em, scare ‘em. Yep, Hillary warns voters that al-Qaeda is watching so they better vote for her or prepare to die.

Ready to lead on day one, huh? Hillary’s getting that same glazed look that Britney had during her recent MTV Awards “performance”. Next up in the Hillary-as-Britney playbook: getting photographed exiting a limo with no panties. I hear Dr. Phil is making his way to Clinton campaign headquarters as we speak. The real question tomorrow: Will Hillary lose custody of Chelsea to Bill?

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Romney has his Muskie moment in Michigan.
Hillary replaces Harry Reid in 2008.

We need more Republicans intown to save us from this quagmire http://www.peachtreecorridor.com/

Hillary’s Muskie Moment WATCH!

http://controlcongress.com/uncategorized/hillary-tears-up-on-campaign-trail

When you put it that way, it sounds pretty unwelcoming, actually.

I think our current slate of Presidential candidates is proof that we have a hell of a sense of humor.

As in funny-icky. They’re a humorless lot.

(The winner) was right. (Whichever team) did not cover the spread.

As for my political picks:

Obama
Edwards
Clinton (Fires staff stays in until convention time)
Richardson

McCain
Huckabee
Romney
Paul
Thompson
Giuliani
Hunter

My predictions are:

Dems:
1. Obama
2. Clinton (fires half the staff, rolls out comeback plan for super Tuesday)
3. Edwards (Stays in hoping Clinton is gone so he can go head to head in the south against Obama)
4. Richardson

GOP:
1. McCain
2. Romney
3. Huckabee (due not to Evangelicals like Iowa but to Teachers and Teacher Union Endorsement (politics, strange bedfellows))
4. Paul
5. Giulianni
6. Thompson
7. Hunter (afterwards drops out and does a Tancredo and throws support to Romney)