…I’ve been working on this list, intermittently, for about two weeks now and I’ve finally gotten to the point where I’m comfortable with posting my list of signs you’ve been under the Gold Dome too long. I’m pretty sure others will want to chime in, so feel free to do so (and that includes all you legislators that frequent this site).
If the two dates you look forward to in January are Super Bowl Sunday and the Wild Hog Supper, then that’s a sign you’ve been under the Gold Dome too long.
If your idea of a good time is sitting in front of t.v. and eating pizza…(wait for it)…on the third floor of the capitol with a bunch of lobbyists on Cross-over Day…at 11:30 at night, that’s a sign you’ve been under the Gold Dome too long.
If you long for the days when state Rep. Doug Dean would ramble about who knows what on the floor of the Georgia House, that’s a sign you’ve been under the Gold Dome too long (FYI, I miss Doug Dean’s floor speeches. They were very entertaining.).
If you can give the names of five people who have added their signatures to the wall up in the Gold Dome (I’m talking about actually up in the Gold Dome itself), then you’ve probably been under the Gold Dome too long (FYI, a front-pager here at Peach Pundit is one and it’s not me).
If you’ve got more cans of boiled peanuts on your shelf than you do books, then that’s a sign you’ve been under the Gold Dome too long (Quick question…why boiled peanuts? Why not honey roasted peanuts? Or cashews?).
Any good ones that I’ve missed?