Save your Confederate money boys….

the South’s gonna rise again if these guys have their way.

Tired of foreign wars and what they consider right-wing courts, the Middlebury Institute wants liberal states like Vermont to be able to secede peacefully.

That sounds just fine to the League of the South, a conservative group that refuses to give up on Southern independence.

“We believe that an independent South, or Hawaii, Alaska, or Vermont would be better able to serve the interest of everybody, regardless of race or ethnicity,” said Michael Hill of Killen, Ala., president of the League of the South.

Separated by hundreds of miles and divergent political philosophies, the Middlebury Institute and the League of the South are hosting a two-day Secessionist Convention starting Wednesday in Chattanooga.

I thought all the liberals were going to move to Canada and leave Jesus Land to the rest of us? What happened? That would have been so much easier. I suppose letting Vermont go wouldn’t be so bad as long as they would still sell us Maple syrup, and cheese.

7 comments

  1. Chris says:

    It sounds like a lot of people are clamoring for good-ole-fashioned federalism.

    It will be a long time before the centrist majority will support a secession.

    The CSA is not about to rise again.

  2. Jace Walden says:

    I wish I had enough money to buy a private island and annex it from whatever country it belonged to.

    America is going downhill fast thanks to our “two-party” system. If I could get out to a place that still respected federalism, individual rights, and limited government, I would.

    Sadly, you’d just about have to buy a private island if you wanted that.

  3. SpaceyG says:

    According to my calendar, the South’s not scheduled to rise again until after soccer season. (Mini-vans will free-up after that.) Can’t rise-up good nowadays without the right vehicle. Latest model holds up to 8 re-enactors — and their gear! Gun mounts optional according to the brochure.

  4. GodHatesTrash says:

    All the maps I ever saw of Jesusland were just Dixie and the Mountain States – you know, so you could have Larry Craig.

  5. GodHatesTrash says:

    SpaceGirl, I wonder how many neo-kkkonfederates you can stack in a nekkid butt pyramid – or a Minnesota men’s room stall?

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