Santa Claus contemplates leap-frogging Iowa & New Hampshire

From the Cincinnati Enquirer:

As someone who was born on Halloween, I’m going to object to Santa moving Christmas up to October 25th because that move would diminish my birthday; so, in order to maintain its traditional position of occurring before Christmas, I’m supporting a move of the Halloween holiday to Easter.

Take that, you stinkin’ bunny wabbit!

One comment

  1. Chris says:

    Next week I’ll be announcing my candidacy for President of the United States in 2028. I’ll be hitting each of you up for money because by the time 2028 rolls around McCain-Feingold will state that only people whose last names are Bush or Clinton will be allowed to raise money.

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