Snuggles or Shaft: Peach Pundit Readers Decide

by Erick on August 7, 2007

What will Vernon's nickname be?
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{ 13 comments }

Icarus August 7, 2007 at 8:59 pm

Have we completely ruled out “Sexual Chocolate”?

Erick August 7, 2007 at 9:02 pm

I think we need to choose the official candidate before moving into a write-in challenge.

In the loop August 7, 2007 at 9:32 pm

TIGHT! Thank you.

dingleberry August 7, 2007 at 9:49 pm

Jerry Keen is a moron.

Icarus August 7, 2007 at 9:52 pm

I’m sorry,

I didn’t know “Jerry Keen is a moron” was a choice. I might want to change my vote again.

dingleberry August 7, 2007 at 9:53 pm

Yeah, you might want to change it.

Jerry Keen is a moron.

Icarus August 7, 2007 at 10:01 pm

Why the harshness, dingleberry?

Did he forget to give you the “courtesy tap” again?

rugby_fan August 7, 2007 at 11:32 pm

It appears now that we will continue to vote on “Snuggles’” nickname ad infinitum and never decide what his name actually is (Snuggles).

Icarus August 7, 2007 at 11:43 pm

I will not rest until The Vernon is nicknamed after some form of confectionary sweetness.

After all, real men are from “Mars”, and if he didn’t have to spend so much time fundraising looking for “Mr. Goodbar”, he might have time to enjoy his “kisses”. I’ll bet two of the girls at the bar were named “Kit (or) Kat”. I know he was hoping to give them both a “Starburst”. While we know he liked their big butts, he was really attracted to their “Mounds”. He was a bit insulted, however, when they asked for their “Payday”.

O.K., Erick, in case you haven’t figured this out yet, I can keep this going until The Vernon is officially known as “Sexual Chocolate”. And if you’re not yet worried, I haven’t even tried to work in M&M’s, plain or nut.

Harry August 8, 2007 at 6:48 am

“Vernon is People!”

jsm August 8, 2007 at 10:03 am

He’s even got a signature drink:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1887.html

Romegaguy August 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm

I was hoping he would be known as the GA Peach

Bill Simon August 8, 2007 at 7:47 pm

Icarus, there’s always “Caramel Praline”…in fact, the color might just be dead-on.

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