Snuggles or Shaft: Peach Pundit Readers Decide

by Erick on August 7, 2007

What will Vernon's nickname be?
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{ 13 comments }

Icarus 08.07.07 at 8:59 pm

Have we completely ruled out “Sexual Chocolate”?

Erick 08.07.07 at 9:02 pm

I think we need to choose the official candidate before moving into a write-in challenge.

In the loop 08.07.07 at 9:32 pm

TIGHT! Thank you.

dingleberry 08.07.07 at 9:49 pm

Jerry Keen is a moron.

Icarus 08.07.07 at 9:52 pm

I’m sorry,

I didn’t know “Jerry Keen is a moron” was a choice. I might want to change my vote again.

dingleberry 08.07.07 at 9:53 pm

Yeah, you might want to change it.

Jerry Keen is a moron.

Icarus 08.07.07 at 10:01 pm

Why the harshness, dingleberry?

Did he forget to give you the “courtesy tap” again?

rugby_fan 08.07.07 at 11:32 pm

It appears now that we will continue to vote on “Snuggles’” nickname ad infinitum and never decide what his name actually is (Snuggles).

Icarus 08.07.07 at 11:43 pm

I will not rest until The Vernon is nicknamed after some form of confectionary sweetness.

After all, real men are from “Mars”, and if he didn’t have to spend so much time fundraising looking for “Mr. Goodbar”, he might have time to enjoy his “kisses”. I’ll bet two of the girls at the bar were named “Kit (or) Kat”. I know he was hoping to give them both a “Starburst”. While we know he liked their big butts, he was really attracted to their “Mounds”. He was a bit insulted, however, when they asked for their “Payday”.

O.K., Erick, in case you haven’t figured this out yet, I can keep this going until The Vernon is officially known as “Sexual Chocolate”. And if you’re not yet worried, I haven’t even tried to work in M&M’s, plain or nut.

Harry 08.08.07 at 6:48 am

“Vernon is People!”

jsm 08.08.07 at 10:03 am

He’s even got a signature drink:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1887.html

Romegaguy 08.08.07 at 3:51 pm

I was hoping he would be known as the GA Peach

Bill Simon 08.08.07 at 7:47 pm

Icarus, there’s always “Caramel Praline”…in fact, the color might just be dead-on.

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