I will not rest until The Vernon is nicknamed after some form of confectionary sweetness.
After all, real men are from “Mars”, and if he didn’t have to spend so much time fundraising looking for “Mr. Goodbar”, he might have time to enjoy his “kisses”. I’ll bet two of the girls at the bar were named “Kit (or) Kat”. I know he was hoping to give them both a “Starburst”. While we know he liked their big butts, he was really attracted to their “Mounds”. He was a bit insulted, however, when they asked for their “Payday”.
O.K., Erick, in case you haven’t figured this out yet, I can keep this going until The Vernon is officially known as “Sexual Chocolate”. And if you’re not yet worried, I haven’t even tried to work in M&M’s, plain or nut.
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Have we completely ruled out “Sexual Chocolate”?
I think we need to choose the official candidate before moving into a write-in challenge.
TIGHT! Thank you.
Jerry Keen is a moron.
I’m sorry,
I didn’t know “Jerry Keen is a moron” was a choice. I might want to change my vote again.
Yeah, you might want to change it.
Jerry Keen is a moron.
Why the harshness, dingleberry?
Did he forget to give you the “courtesy tap” again?
It appears now that we will continue to vote on “Snuggles’” nickname ad infinitum and never decide what his name actually is (Snuggles).
I will not rest until The Vernon is nicknamed after some form of confectionary sweetness.
After all, real men are from “Mars”, and if he didn’t have to spend so much time fundraising looking for “Mr. Goodbar”, he might have time to enjoy his “kisses”. I’ll bet two of the girls at the bar were named “Kit (or) Kat”. I know he was hoping to give them both a “Starburst”. While we know he liked their big butts, he was really attracted to their “Mounds”. He was a bit insulted, however, when they asked for their “Payday”.
O.K., Erick, in case you haven’t figured this out yet, I can keep this going until The Vernon is officially known as “Sexual Chocolate”. And if you’re not yet worried, I haven’t even tried to work in M&M’s, plain or nut.
“Vernon is People!”
He’s even got a signature drink:
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1887.html
I was hoping he would be known as the GA Peach
Icarus, there’s always “Caramel Praline”…in fact, the color might just be dead-on.
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