Must Read of the Day

Okay, so it’s only slightly related to Georgia since GEICO is involved, but you’ve got to read GEICO’s letter to Optimus Prime rejecting various claims for coverage he made.

Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use.

To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Read the whole thing here.

7 comments

  1. Nice.

    When I was a kid, I used to take credit card applications off the reception desk at my dad’s office and apply for credit cards in my dog’s name.

    We never got him a credit card, but I did receive a few polite form letters addressed to my dog. I wish I’d kept one of the letters. I miss that lousy dog.

  2. drjay says:

    probably a generational thing those of us who were kids when the transformer 1st hit the street can probably appreciate it more than someone who was already an adult by then.

  3. LoyaltyIsMyHonor says:

    drjay, I agree with you, I was too old for Transformers, but I still found the letter funny.

  4. Icarus says:

    Erick,

    Please remember to turn of your iPhone so you don’t distract the other movie patrons with envy of your new toy.

    Perhaps Bull’s poll for the day can be “Better things for Erick to do when the wife and kids are out of town”.

  5. GAWire says:

    Reimbursement: So easy, a caveman can do it!

    Now, go back and re-read the must read of the day above, but do it with an english accent and picture yourself dressed up as a little green gecko, with modern cavemen watching/listening.

    “””I’ll take the roasted duck, with mango orange sauce.”””

    P.S. the iPhone sucks (although the little kids I hear playing their Wii online think they’re cool)! 🙂

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