June 29, 2007, 6:01 p.m. EDT

Things that will happen at that moment:

  1. First iPhone battery malfunction.
  2. Thousands on the East Coast exclaim, “No GPS?!?!?!”
  3. Evelyn Erickson moves one slot lower in Erick’s heart.
  4. Overflow of post-closing sell orders on AAPL.
  5. Mass nerdosphere technogasm.

Feel free to add your own.


  1. Jeff Emanuel says:

    I just want to know who Clayton and Erick’s designated driver will be.

    I sure don’t want them trying to drive home from the Mall while devoting both hands and both eyes to their iPhones.

    That’d be sort of like the time in ’05 when I tried to read the latest Harry Potter while driving home from the bookstore at midnight.

    I mean….

  2. Demonbeck says:

    6. The opening of the Transformers movie will officially be the coolest thing for the uncool to anticipate.

  3. jsm says:

    7. 30 minutes of bliss while the technogeeks figure out every function of the new gadget… then a huge let-down.

  4. Demonbeck says:

    9. Clayton and Erick have to find something to do while the wife and kids are away. (I suggest an earlier PP thread.)

  5. GOP Girl says:

    6:30 PM – Bang head against new multi million dollar I-phone. Repeat. Bang head, Repeat…..

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