Gator – Your Days Is Numbered

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Atlanta, GA. ITP ‘necks available fer gator huntin’ on the ‘Hooch. From Carp Circles Media:

Despite our claim of having no knowledge of the origin of this animal (gator), we would like to show ourselves good citizens of this fair city. Due to our expert handling of drink and high powered rifles, we offer ourselves for whatever duty Mayor Franklin may require. We will even provide the necessary firearms, rafts and coolers.

No matter who is responsible for this menace, and once again we ain’t saying we is, it must be eliminated toot sweet! Clean up the ‘Hooch so city ‘necks can get back on the hooch!

No yuppies need apply.

4 comments

  1. God says:

    Be kind to my creatures. Will some good samaritan kindly have the creature shipped backed where it belongs: c/o Urban Meyers – UF Campus – Gainesville, Florida. Thank you!

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