Jones Wanted Orgy. Commissioners Balked At This. Jones Pounded Gavel.

Using Occam’s Razzor, one can easily conclude that the walk out of the DeKalb County Board of Commissioners stemmed from Vernon wanting an orgy and Burrell Ellisnot wanting to take his pants off.

Today’s DeKalb County Board of Commissioners meeting devolved into chaos, with the majority of the seven-member commission walking out — and the CEO threatening to legally force their return. Four commissioners left the meeting, complaining about the way Chief Executive Office Vernon Jones was running it.

Their departure around 11 a.m. forced the temporary end of the semi-monthly meeting, where routine business is conducted, such as passage of laws and approval of contracts.

And yes, my title is a haiku.

11 comments

  1. blackmalevoters says:

    Black male voters support Vernon Jones and his bid to become Georgia’s first African-American U.S. Senator.

    Black male voters don’t understand why the whole world is “trippin'” over the fact that the ladies love Vernon Jones.

    Black male voters believe “pimpin’ ain’t easy” and that Vernon Jones is a true pimp in every sense of the word.

    Black male voters whole-heartedly supports l.l.V.J. (ladies love Vernon Jones) for Senate 2008.

  2. GAWire says:

    That’s freakin poetic, Erickson! You must be smokin some of Vernon’s good sh&% to think up stuff like that!

    ( I figure we accuse him of rape, orgies, hating white people and hitting on white chicks. Surely he smokes dope too!)

  3. blackmalevoters says:

    Black male voters believe that Imus crossed the line when he called those girls “hos”.

    It is the position of black male voters that the word “ho” was copyrighted by Ludacris in the year 2000.

    Furthermore, black male voters believe that the use of the word “ho” is to be restricted to members of the black race and white boys who like to act black (Eminem for example).

    If Imus gets some gold teef and rolls up in a pimped out Chevrolet Caprice with some bass in the back and spinning rims, then black male voters would consider extending the use of the word “ho” to him.

  4. SpaceyG says:

    Erick: thanks, but I flourish and thrive only because you’re the wing beneath my wind. At least none of you PP boys are the father. There’s a weight off of my mind fer sure.

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