This Is Better Than The Orgies!!!

Oh man, the Vernon Jones campaign is going to be the gift that just keeps on giving. Is it Christmas yet? This guy is like a blogger’s dream. From the email inbox (thanks, Randy):

WAVV (Women Against Vernon’s Violence) will be holding a protest on April 3rd at 5:00pm, Manuel’s Tavern, 602 N. Highland Ave. in Atlanta. Vernon Jones will be having his campaign kick-off there at 6pm. I hope everyone can come out.

Vernon Jones has a documented history of violence against women. The pattern emerged long before he became a controversial public figure. Jones has abused the power of his office to squash investigations, avoid responsibility and escape punishment for his actions.

Additionally, Mr. Jones has appointed four close male friends to top positions, who have in turn, exhibited deviant sexual behavior or violence against women. Jones has refused to cooperate with police investigations and refuses to answer questions regarding these matters.

We implore the media to print the facts regarding Mr. Jones’ record of violence against women and allow Georgians to determine whether he is qualified to serve in the US Senate.

Ah, sexually deviant politicians. They are just so much! This campaign is going to be truly awesome. From firing the crackers to the orgies and three-ways to feeling up the women, now all we need is a live boy or dead girl in the trunk.

9 comments

  1. Will Hinton says:

    Erick: if you ever want to see Vernon in “action” with the ladies, come to Haven just down the street from me here in Brookhaven. Hilarious!

  2. LoyaltyIsMyHonor says:

    “Deviant sexual behavior,” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds kind of fun.
    😉

  3. Rusty says:

    Bill,
    Good point. However, his former deputy chief of staff Lance “Romance” Robertson did drug a girl and have sex with her in a hotel room.

    Vernon’s rap sheet has grown too long to do justice to in any blog comment or even blog post. It needs its own wiki.

  4. LoyaltyIsMyHonor says:

    “It means sex with dogs, Loyalty…..or, is that “Dawgs”, I cannot remember….” Well then, that would include all UGA fans and alum, now wouldn’t it?

  5. SpaceyG says:

    Sure gives lots of room for interpretation to phrases like “…has appointed four close male friends to top positions.” Yep, a blogger’s fantasy candidate, I agree. Let the wild rumpus begin.

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