Elderly Child Pimps Get A Reprieve

I have no problem with this, but it could make for some killer jokes.

The new plan would let convicted offenders who are in nursing homes or hospices, those with permanent disabilities or illnesses or those 75 and older whose crime is more than 10 years old ask a Superior Court judge for an exemption from the residency rules.

Perhaps there should be some exceptions to the exceptions for those with no teeth or something, just to liven it up a bit.