…state Sen. Eric Johnson, I accept your apology for something that you had nothing to do with.
The next time I see you on the Senate floor, Senator, I’ll be expecting my reparations check. You can make that out to cash or better yet insert about…say $250,000 into the supplemental budget for me.
I think that’s fair.
By the way, while we’re issuing apologies, I’m sorry for Michael Jackson turning himself white. I’m sorry for O.J. Simpson cutting them white folks up. I’m sorry for Ike beating Tina. I’m sorry for Barry Bonds using steroids. I’m sorry for Ron Artest jumping in the stands like a fool. I’m sorry for Latrell Sprewell choking his coach. I’m sorry 2Pac and Biggie Smalls got shot. I’m sorry for M.C. Hammer and those doggone parachute pants. I’m sorry for FreakNik. And pretty much anything else you want to blame black folks for, I apologize…except for Vanilla Ice, that guy’s on you.