A Law That Will Not Be Enforced

Banning teens from driving while on cell phones. Because, you know, sixteen and seventeen year olds look dramatically different from eighteen year olds.

Why don’t we just ban teen drivers? Good grief. You legislators have been after making the roads safer for so long you’ve made it virtually impossible for kids to start driving anyway. So why don’t you just outright ban driving.

And if you are so serious about it, why not ban retirees from driving. Particularly if they own white Lincoln Town Cars. Those people are insane!


  1. ColinATL says:

    Also ban:
    – The application of make-up while driving.
    – Eating while driving.
    – Reading while driving…

    – Talking to a passenger while driving.

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