Let’s have it.
For those who do not know who Piglet McBluetooth is, go here and scroll to the bottom. Excerpts:
00:31:00 SWEET Smokin’ JUDAS: Jack’s brother is THAT GUY from LAST SEASON. The technocratic scotch-drinking offspring of Jason Alexander and the Voice of Piglet. I didn’t even know they were dating.
It’s a small world. A small, vicious, irradiated world.
Season six’s extra added bonus: fratricide!
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00:38 Mission Accomplished, screenwriters: Jack’s brother is now the guy I most want dead. With that stupid cellphone earpiece he reminds me of that mute fellow who communicated telepathically with Billy Dee Williams in the Cloud City. If you know what I mean.
00:39 Ah: the bad guy’s wife and Jack had a thing. Which probably explains why Piglet McBluetooth turned against his country and set up the president.
00:47 Bill Buchanan shakes hands with Yasser Jr. That was quick. Indicates betrayal in hour eight.
00:53 America wanted to see Piglet McBluetooth decked. Jack Bauer delivers.