Posts of the Year – Vote Now!

As they say in the land of Erickson, “Vote early and bork de bork bork bork!”

If for some reason these blogpolls don’t show up, blame me, but frankly, I am tired of trying to get them to work…

Comeback Award
“What the ___?” Award
“Amen My Brother! Testify!” Award
Lewis Grizzard Memorial Award
Paul Coverdell Memorial Award

15 comments

  1. Demonbeck says:

    If anyone with editing abilities would like to edit this post so it will show up like it is supposed to, feel free.

  2. BulldawgGirl says:

    Can someone tell me where the i can read Demonbeck’s songs about RR…I missed that somehow.

    Thanks!

  3. Demonbeck says:

    Can’t find the original, but here are the words…

    The DC Liabillies (sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)

    Come and listen to a story about a man named Ralph
    A poor political wannabe, always living hand-to-mouth
    Then one day he was selling his values off ,
    And down from DC came his buddy Abramoff.
    Jack that is, alligator shoes, Texas connections
    Well the next thing you know ol’ Ralph’s a millionaire,
    Kinfolk said Ralph move away from there
    Said DC is the place you ought to be
    So they rented up a truck and moved to Chevy.
    Chase, that is.
    Money Laundering, Payoffs.
    The DC Liabillies!
    = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
    Sung at the end of the campaign:
    Well now its time to say good-bye to Ralph and all his friends.
    And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
    You’re all invited back again to this locality
    So they can try and profit off your naivete
    Y’all come back now, y’hear?

    Ralphie’s Speed Dial (sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island theme song)

    Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    a tale of a fateful trip.
    That started from this gloomy met(ro),
    aboard this lavish jet.
    The mate was a mighty Washington man,
    the skipper didn’t give a rip.
    Nine passengers took off that day,
    for a four day golfing trip, a four day golfing trip………
    The coverage started getting rough,
    the tiny crew was tossed.
    If not for the courage of the fearless mate,
    the LG post might be lost; Ralph’s future might be lost.
    And then, after our 30 months of fun with the Ralphie Boys was done, we would hear…….
    So this is the tale of ol’ Ralphie’s Boys,
    they’re going away for a long, long time.
    They’ll have to make the best of things,
    associating with other criminal slime.
    The first mate and his skipper too,
    will do their very best,
    to make the others comfortable,
    in their white collar low security nest.
    No kickbacks, no blackberries, no limosines,
    not a single luxury.
    Like Robinson Crusoe,
    it’s primitive as can be.
    So join us here each week my friend,
    you’re sure to get a smile.
    From nine screwed politicos,
    Here on Ralphie’s speed dial!

  4. HSC Republican says:

    I think someone’s ego in the room has gotten kinda big with all his nominations for his idea for an award show….maybe it is the same guy who is having a hard time with front page posting ablities!

  5. Demonbeck says:

    Demonbeck did not nominate Demonbeck for anything, HSC. Demonbeck was nominated by Demonbeck’s peers. Demonbeck thanks Demonbeck’s fellow bloggers and urges their support for Demonbeck in the voting process.

    Demonbeck did not mess up the html for the polls, that was done by Freemanheck.

  6. Demonbeck says:

    I dunno Demonbeck, how are Bob Dole and Ralph Reed different?

    Bob Dole has Erectile Dysfunction
    Ralph Reed has Electile Dysfunction

  7. BulldawgGirl says:

    demonbeck-

    thats the funniest thing i have heard in a long while!

    i loved the gilligans island song, but i bet it would be even funnier if you were to sing it aloud!!

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